The Basement

Inside a crate on level 4, you find
You slit open an envelope and find ... today's newspaper. And no matter when you look at it, it is always today's newspaper, the current hard-copy edition for whatever city or town you're in.

If compared to an off-the-rack paper, the classified section will be seen to be out of order.

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