The Basement

Inside a crate on level 1, you find
The El Dorado statue: a pre-Colombian ruler, life size, approximately 5'3" tall, not including the obsidian pedestal and gilded headdress. The statue alone weighs over a ton, and appears to be solid gold. At the back of the pedestal is an "ON" switch.

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