Inside a crate on level 1, you find
--an EVIL Cannon.
It BLASTS concrete--with a beam of PURE EVIL!
It MELTS steel---with a beam of PURE EVIL!
It CARBONIZES LIVING FLESH! With a beam of PURE EVIL!
It also bakes lovely cookies.
Those---those are not particularly Evil.
And it has a Self-Destruct Button. Kinda Evil.
It is a product of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
Made in Drusselstein.