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The Basement - A Grue Liability Zone

The Basement

Inside a crate on level 1, you find

Great C'thulhu.

Once you stop screaming, you realize that he's relaxing in a huge bathtub, smoking the largest doobie you have ever seen, and reading a three-month old copy of "The New Yorker".

You gratefully accept the offered daiquiri, if only to calm your nerves.

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