Inside a crate on level 1, you find
A bottomless pack of Chiclets gum in a new flavor: ExperiMint.
Chewing the gum will, over time, fix one's teeth (replacing fillings, crowns, or dentures with healthy new teeth). It will even correct overbites and heal jaw injuries in record time. The chewer is immune to all forms of oral disease as well as tetanus.
The gum gives it's chewer high levels of intuitive skill in any form of mechanical repair, and perfect balance (so he can chew gum at the same time).
The gum is instantly addictive, and gives the chewer severe tuna-breath.
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About
Once upon a time, the deepest dungeons of SJGames' Warehouse 23's basement were free to rummage in by the forces of the internet. Alas, technical problems took down the basement, and while it eventually returned to being toured, it still accepts no new artifacts.
This is an attempt to do the same thing. We don't have the submissions the old one did, nor do we have the vast vault of imagination that the old one was seeded with. We do have vote buttons, though.
This was created by Nicholas Avenell of Istic. It runs on stickyback plastic, string, PHP, MySQL & jQuery.
Its favourite letter is ¬, and its favourite position is the cookie monster.
It's not endorsed by SJ Games or anyone involved with the original Warehouse 23 basement, and we don't accept liablity for any distress caused by items you find in it.