Inside a crate on level 1, you find
A Lee Press-On Neural Processor unit.
If the cigarette-pack sized unit is placed anywhere over the backbone (it has a convenient peel-and-stick patch), it will immediately attach itself permanently to the spine and release a flood of nanobots that will wire it directly to the user's nervous system. It is hardwired to provide greatly improved reflexes and to enhance the user's senses.
There are eight small, rectangular slots as well, that seem to fit the dozens of ceramic and metal chips found with the processor. Included are some really spiffy high-level skills, a database of all U.S. Census data 1910-2020, and the rare and valuable "Buckaroo Banzai" O-ROM.
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Once upon a time, the deepest dungeons of SJGames' Warehouse 23's basement were free to rummage in by the forces of the internet. Alas, technical problems took down the basement, and while it eventually returned to being toured, it still accepts no new artifacts.
This is an attempt to do the same thing. We don't have the submissions the old one did, nor do we have the vast vault of imagination that the old one was seeded with. We do have vote buttons, though.
This was created by Nicholas Avenell of Istic. It runs on stickyback plastic, string, PHP, MySQL & jQuery.
Its favourite letter is E, and its favourite position is the cookie monster.
It's not endorsed by SJ Games or anyone involved with the original Warehouse 23 basement, and we don't accept liablity for any distress caused by items you find in it.