Inside a crate on level 1, you find
The Redneckronomicon by Abdool al Hazard- a south Alabama translation of a much more famous tome. You shudder as you read the famous couplet:
"Never trust a 'possum cuz they can lay that way a long time,
And if ya wanna get wasted, what ya need is cousin Abdool's home-made 'shine".