Inside a crate on level 1, you find
A large friendly black cat wearing a rhinestone collar with a pink tag reading "PUSSY LUMPKIN".
Anyone petting the cat in a properly respectful manner (don't get too familiar, until you've known each other for a while...) will receive ten levels of the "Serendipity" advantage, good for a week.
Anyone shooing or swatting at the cat, or making references to Chinese food, will receive the "Unlucky" disadvantage for a month.
Anyone simply ignoring the cat will be ignored right back... a lot. Cats invented ignoring things, after all, and are better at ignoring than anybody else. You aren't good enough to pet Lumpkin. No. So there.
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Once upon a time, the deepest dungeons of SJGames' Warehouse 23's basement were free to rummage in by the forces of the internet. Alas, technical problems took down the basement, and while it eventually returned to being toured, it still accepts no new artifacts.
This is an attempt to do the same thing. We don't have the submissions the old one did, nor do we have the vast vault of imagination that the old one was seeded with. We do have vote buttons, though.
This was created by Nicholas Avenell of Istic. It runs on stickyback plastic, string, PHP, MySQL & jQuery.
Its favourite letter is ž, and its favourite position is the cookie monster.
It's not endorsed by SJ Games or anyone involved with the original Warehouse 23 basement, and we don't accept liablity for any distress caused by items you find in it.