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The Basement - A Grue Liability Zone

The Basement

Inside a crate on level 1, you find
A portable GAYDAR unit, about the size of a toaster (with shoulder strap).

When turned on and pointed a someone, it will emit a loud clicking noise, and the pointer will slide up or down a scale featuring pictures of various public figures (Chuck Norris on one end, Bruce Vilanch on the other).

One party member will unexpectedly cause the unit to click wildly, and the pointer to swing all the way to Harvey Fierstein. Awkward.

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