Inside a crate on level 1, you find
A black cube about a yard across, with six robotic legs around the base and a sensor suite on the top. It addresses the opener of the crate as "daddy", and will follow him from now on.
It always has a cold bottle of premium beer for "daddy"-- in fact, this seems to be the unit's only function. It never runs out, and always remembers to pick up empty bottles and discarded bottle caps before leaving the area.
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About
Once upon a time, the deepest dungeons of SJGames' Warehouse 23's basement were free to rummage in by the forces of the internet. Alas, technical problems took down the basement, and while it eventually returned to being toured, it still accepts no new artifacts.
This is an attempt to do the same thing. We don't have the submissions the old one did, nor do we have the vast vault of imagination that the old one was seeded with. We do have vote buttons, though.
This was created by Nicholas Avenell of Istic. It runs on stickyback plastic, string, PHP, MySQL & jQuery.
Its favourite letter is o, and its favourite position is the cookie monster.
It's not endorsed by SJ Games or anyone involved with the original Warehouse 23 basement, and we don't accept liablity for any distress caused by items you find in it.