Inside a crate on level 1, you find
A set of oil paintings, removed from their frames and rolled in packs of 10.
Each one shows a full-length portrait of an American president, from George Washington to Jimmy Carter.
Each painting looks to be contemporary with its subject. Disturbing features include the steadily-more ornate crown that each one wears, the generally evil expressions and odd differences (Washington and Grant have major scars; Eisenhower is missing an eye) from traditional portraits (except for Ford, who simply looks bewildered - his painting is barely half-finished).
Each is labeled "Emperor of the UEA," while the shield with the familiar eagle has arrows in both claws
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About
Once upon a time, the deepest dungeons of SJGames' Warehouse 23's basement were free to rummage in by the forces of the internet. Alas, technical problems took down the basement, and while it eventually returned to being toured, it still accepts no new artifacts.
This is an attempt to do the same thing. We don't have the submissions the old one did, nor do we have the vast vault of imagination that the old one was seeded with. We do have vote buttons, though.
This was created by Nicholas Avenell of Istic. It runs on stickyback plastic, string, PHP, MySQL & jQuery.
Its favourite letter is {, and its favourite position is the cookie monster.
It's not endorsed by SJ Games or anyone involved with the original Warehouse 23 basement, and we don't accept liablity for any distress caused by items you find in it.