The Basement

Inside a crate on level 1, you find
The Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. proper grammar and sentence structure to for describing time-traveling. It tells you, for instance, how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past when you avoided it by time-jumping two days into the future.
The event will be described differently depending on when you are when you are talking about it.
You get confused.

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