Inside a crate on level 1, you find
A small rubber dog toy in the form of a distraught chicken. So long as it is given to a dog, it performs normally (though with a particularly annoying squeaker). If a human bites it however, the rubber toy begins speaking sanity shattering truths in a maddening language all can understand. A tiny warning label attached to the neck reads "All natural components, do not swallow."
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Once upon a time, the deepest dungeons of SJGames' Warehouse 23's basement were free to rummage in by the forces of the internet. Alas, technical problems took down the basement, and while it eventually returned to being toured, it still accepts no new artifacts.
This is an attempt to do the same thing. We don't have the submissions the old one did, nor do we have the vast vault of imagination that the old one was seeded with. We do have vote buttons, though.
This was created by Nicholas Avenell of Istic. It runs on stickyback plastic, string, PHP, MySQL & jQuery.
Its favourite letter is ¡, and its favourite position is the cookie monster.
It's not endorsed by SJ Games or anyone involved with the original Warehouse 23 basement, and we don't accept liablity for any distress caused by items you find in it.