Inside a crate on level 1, you find
A slightly worn-looking smart phone. It's a couple of generations behind state-of-the-art, but it's never out of range, and has an app called 'BetR2Kno".
It will prompt for your full name, and the date, time, and location of your birth. It will then display two digital counters, indicating days, hours, and minutes. The blue counter is marked "Next Great Opportunity", and shows just under five hundred days to go. The red one is marked "Next Looming Disaster". There about five minutes left on the countdown.